Oh my. Claire Danes, what happened?
Let me guess –
As you were getting dressed for the event you somehow dropped your dress in the shark tank you keep in your bedroom (because it gives such an exotic feel). Miraculously you managed to discard it from the sharks jaws right before both sleeves were completely chewed off. With no time to waste you threw on the heels you had thrown in the hallway, forgot to put your makeup on and pulled out the duct tape from the backseat of your car and did a quick fix of the left side of your dress that the shark ate, to prevent a nip slip from happening.
Problem solved, nobody’ll notice, right?