Lindsay Lohan jail party
Couldn’t you have dressed up a little better for the big surprise party everyone threw you? What’s with the gloomy colors? You’re usually so good at dressing like you’re part of the mardi gras – belly baring, high heels, glittery smudged makeup, a bottle of tequila in your hand and all. Everyone’s throwing golden potpurri at you and you’re acting like a party pooper!
Oh wait…I guess it’s kinda gotta suck to have people throw a carnival for you as you’re headed to jail, huh? Glitter explosions, a million paparazzis and cameras in your face as your walking your final steps to block D. Bummer.